Blindman:
What kind of a son of a bitch puts a snake in a man's salad?

Blindman:
When a woman has you by the short hairs, you're done, man; finished!

Blindman:
Every night I kneel down and I say my prayers. And every night I ask the good lord 'lord-who are my friends?', and you know something? Every night he don't answer.

Blindman:
To be blind is a half a man; to be blind, with no money, now that's a bitch.

Blindman:
Well Sweet mama, the sun don't shine on the same dogs ass all the time.