Sam the Keeper:
Strange things a-happenin, strange things a-doin, strange things a-goin on.

Natalie:
What are you hiding from me, Noel? Tell me the truth!

Noel:
In due time, you'll know everything.

Natalie:
Well, maybe then it's too late!

Natalie:
Wuur-wilf? You mean Joel thinks this thing is a wuur-wilf?

Natalie:
What's wrong? Paul!

Paul Niles:
I don't know. It's like a nightmare. It was a nightmare. I was running in the streets... doing "things".

Joel:
Whatcha got there?

Bill:
Silver Bullet!

Joel:
Huh! Me Too!

Sam the Keeper:
Mr. Niles, I just found out that Count Dracula was a faggot!

Paul Niles:
Huh, Is that so?

Sam the Keeper:
Hey, you don't have to believe me but that's the facts!

Noel:
They can also tell when a man is Yalloglanchie. He takes on a series of strange body habits, like sleeping like a coyote, nose to anus. The house begins to smell like coyote urine.

Sam the Keeper:
I was just praying for the police! I think we should call the cops!

Noel:
Look Yuri, What the hell is wrong with you? I suggest you stay out here and get sober before you rejoin the party and when you do your gonna apologize to Natalie! Now go take a walk!

Yuri:
Yeah, I'll take a walk!

Paul Niles:
Do you always greet people with a gun in your hand?

Sam the Keeper:
What this? This is just to keep the flies down! There's some weird things happening around here!

Sam the Keeper:
What's going on here? Oh my god? Help me? Holy Jesus God Father?