Hawaiian Vacation

[Ken and Barbie are "swimming" in an empty aquarium in front of a TV showing fish]

Hamm:
Watch this.

[Changes the channel, a shark appears and scares Ken and Barbie]

Hamm:
Shark week.

Buttercup:
Nice.

Buttercup:
[Playing poker] Hey, Potato Head. You in?

Mrs. Potato Head:
Sorry, boys. He's all mine.

Mr. Potato Head:
We're gonna spend the whole week together, just the two of us.

[Whispering]

Mr. Potato Head:
Deal me in.

[Leaves behind an eye and arm to play for him]

Mr. Pricklepants:
Thank you all for coming to the audition. Number one, action!

Alien #1:
Ooooh!

Mr. Pricklepants:
Dreadful. Next!

Alien #2:
[same inflection] Ooooh!

Mr. Pricklepants:
Horrifying. Next!

Alien #3:
[same inflection] Ooooh!

Mr. Pricklepants:
Brilliant!

Ken:
Hawaii! You gotta get me to Hawaii!

Captain Zip:
Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.

Ken:
Ride like the wind, Buttercup!

Buttercup:
Okay, get off me.

Spanish Buzz:
Hemos quitado la caca de la arena del gatito.

[Translation:
We have removed the poop from the kitty litter]

Mrs. Potato Head:
Oh, Spanish is so beautiful.

[the toys watch Ken and Barbie kiss out in the snow]

Mrs. Potato Head:
How romantic.

Mr. Potato Head:
Yeah, until they fall off the deck. [Ken and Barbie fall through the snow]

Hamm:
I'll go get the shovel.

Mr. Pricklepants:
[to Barbie and Ken] Dinner is served.

[the Squeaky Toy Aliens come up, providing the dinner:
a huge pork with an apple in its mouth, played by Hamm]

Hamm:
[spits out apple] I should've seen this coming.

Woody:
Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?

Slinky Dog:
When pigs fly.

Hamm:
[to Buttercup] Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot.

Buttercup:
Really?

Hamm:
No, not really.

[the toys notice that Ken and Barbie are outside in the snow]

Buttercup:
It's got to be a bazillion degrees below!

Hamm:
Good thing they're wearing the 1982 winter weekend collection.