Eliot Draison:
It's a pterodactyl egg. It's fossilized. It's ninety million years old. In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found.

Harry Crumb:
You know, that may be worth something.

Harry Crumb:
I am Djour Djilios.

Suki's Salon Receptionist:
Could you spell that please?

Harry Crumb:
I don't think so. Try it with a "D".

Helen Downing:
Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.

Harry Crumb:
My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late for all my appointments.

Mikki Downing:
Look at her. Isn't she perfect?

Harry Crumb:
Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous.

Harry Crumb:
But easy to find.