I Can Hardly Wait

Moe:
Clean this ham!

Curly:
I'll clean it when I'm ready!

Moe:
Are you ready?

Curly:
Yeah, I'm ready...

Curly:
Wait a minute, wait a minute! You said you were gonna divide everything up equally!

Moe:
Oh, ungrateful, eh?

Curly:
Yeah!

Moe:
We get a half a slice of ham and a half an egg apiece. You get a whole bone and a whole eggshell, and you're squawkin'!

Curly:
I'm sorry, fellas... gee, you guys are swell to me.

Curly:
[noticing the door knob hanging off his tooth] Oh! [picks it up] Look at that tooth! It's a whoppah! And look at that root! You know if I belonged to the Elks, I'd wear this on my watch-chain... if I had a watch-chain.

Moe:
You pumpkin head! That's not your tooth, that's the door knob!

Curly:
Oh... no wonder my tooth still hurts - - [clutches his tooth in pain] Ooh, my tooth!

Curly:
Oh my tooth, it feels like there's gremlins grembling in it!

Curly:
[Curly has pieces of plaster falling out of his mouth after trying to jerk his tooth out] Hey fellas, ya got it! [laughs, pulls out another piece] You got another one... you got em all! You got me bald headed in the mouth! Why you! [swings at Moe and Larry]

Patient:
What did you do before you became a dentist?

Dr. A. Yank:
I was a butcher.

Curly:
Nyaa-aaah!

Patient:
As far as I'm concerned, you still are one.