Alexia:
What are you gonna do next, lose my virginity?

Alexia Wheaton:
You may have my body, breasts, and boyfriend, but you are not me.

Alexia:
Pop a Midol, who said anything about being late?!

Alexia Wheaton:
It's an abrasive product used to scrub away sink residue.

Ben Wheaton:
I've never seen Hayley express her feelings like that before!

Hayley:
Today, you're mine.

Alexia:
Today's the first day of my diet!

Hayley:
Diet? Why? I'm gorgeous. Makeup may be a little heavy, but not me.