Rick Rude:
What I'd like to have right now is for all you high-rollin' Atlantic City sweathogs, keep the noise down while I take my robe off and give the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive.

Brother Love:
You know, Brother Morton, I love you. But you see, that doesn't mean that I like you.

Morton Downey Jr.:
Let me tell you, Brother Love. Any guy who wears a skirt, I don't want to love me.

Bobby Heenan:
Bow down to the King of the World Wrestling Federation.