Zork: Grand Inquisitor 
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Wartle: Go ahead and read him his rights.
Inquisition Guard: You... have no rights.
Dalboz of Gurth, the Dungeon Master: I shall call you ageless, faceless, gender-neutral, culturally ambiguous, adventurer person. AFGNCAAP for short.
Antharia Jack: Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?