Don Diego:
My father would be very disappointed in me. To have come all this way and miss my destiny by... a foot.

Esteban:
A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?

Zorro:
To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.

Esteban:
Is your blade as sharp as your tongue?

Zorro:
Is yours as dull as your wit?

Florinda:
What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.

Florinda:
Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?

Don Diego:
Probably because he asked you and I did not.

Don Diego:
Los Angeles, California. The birthplace of... me.

Charlotte Taylor Wilson:
I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.

Don Diego:
Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers.

Charlotte Taylor Wilson:
You don't really believe the people are happy!

Don Diego:
All I know is the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say the people are not happy.

Charlotte Taylor Wilson:
You're the bravest man I've ever met.

Don Diego:
I'm very impressed with myself, too.

Ramon Vega:
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so!

Don Diego:
He is a mute.

Esteban:
Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.

Bunny Wigglesworth:
They say the Navy makes men. I'm living proof - they made ME!

Zorro:
You recognize that famous sign?

Old Man:
Si senior. It is a Two.

Zorro:
That is a Z!

Old Man:
But in the school, that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a Two.

Zorro:
*I* say it is a *Z* - For El Zorro!

Bunny Wigglesworth:
You naughty, evil Alcalde! I'm going to do bad things to you!

Esteban:
What commands priests to wear such strange clothing?

Bunny Wigglesworth:
We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor.

Don Diego Vega:
If I give my lands to the people, where are we going to live?

Charlotte Taylor Wilson:
Boston!

Don Diego Vega:
Boston?

Charlotte Taylor Wilson:
Yes! It is the only civilized city. They have the best art, the best music...

Don Diego Vega:
You have to been kidding me... I was in Boston for a week, and I never heard a decent Mariachi playing

Charlotte Taylor Wilson:
How can there be two of you?

Zorro:
You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone.