The Croods

Grug:
[during the hunting] Release the baby!

Grug:
[to Eep] You're grounded!

Grug:
[while chasing Guy] I. AM. A. CAVEMAN!!!

Grug:
[while preparing to ride on his "Ride"] Try to keep up!

Grug:
Okay, smart Guy. Now, what?

Grug:
Just think, our whole family packed together on a long slow trip across country. We'll tell stories, we'll laugh, [laughs] We'll become closer as a family!

Grug:
[To the others who are arguing] You want me to turn this family around? Do you?! 'Cause I will turn this family around so fast...

Grug:
I... have... an... IDEA!!

Grug:
[About Guy, who's escaping; gasps] HE'S LOOOOOOOOSE!!!

Eep:
My name is Eep, and this is my family, the Croods.

Eep:
[repeated line] You really need to see this.

Eep:
[After her family destroys her shell] What is wrong with you?!

Eep:
[lovingly to Guy, who wakes up from his run-in with Grug] Hi!

Eep:
[about her family] They're not so scary once you get to know them.

Eep:
[catches Guy, who's running away] Going somewhere?

Eep:
[hugs Grug] I LOVE YOU, TOO!

Eep:
[from trailer; voice-over] My family has always survived by living by my dad's one rule; never leave the cave. We never had the chance to explore the outside world, but what we didn't know is that our world was about to change.

Guy:
I'm Guy and this is Belt. Cook, conversationalist, navigator, also, keeps my pants up.

Guy:
I can help you. But we're gonna have to make a few changes. The log rides are over. Drop the log!

Guy:
[repeated; to Eep] Come with me.

Guy:
[gives Eep a shell horn] If you survive... call me.

Guy:
[while running from Grug] Belt, counter-measures! [Belt activates two fruit bombs and throws them at Grug, blinding him.]

Guy:
[about Eep, who's battling a giant Chicken] She's awesome!

Eep:
Oh, we've been in a cave forever!

Grug:
Three days is not forever.

Eep:
It is with this family.

Ugga:
Mom, we're ready to leave. [pause] Mom?

Gran:
[in a singsong voice] Still alive!

Grug:
It's still early.

Gran:
And you're still fat!

[from trailer]

Eep:
[voice-over] We never had the chance to explore the outside world, because of my dad's one rule.

Grug:
New is always bad! Never not be afraid.

[Eep moans]

Guy:
Who are you?

Eep:
Oh, uh... Eep.

Guy:
Let me clarify, Eep: the world is ending.

Eep:
What?

Guy:
I'm calling it "the end".

Belt:
Dun-dun-dunnnnnn!

Thunk:
[about the fire Guy is holding] The Sun is in his hands!

Eep:
No, no. It's "Fire".

Ugga:
Where did it come from?

Eep:
[lovingly] He made it.

Grug:
[catches Guy and holds him firmly] Make some for me!

Eep:
It doesn't come out of him.

Grug:
[not listening] Make! MAKE IT!! [accidentally crunches Guy's back and drops him]

Guy:
You know, you're a lot like your daughter!

Eep:
Oh, great! Now he's broken!

Eep:
Hey, do you have a minute? How did the tiger fly?

Guy:
[Unhappily] I only share when I'm outside the log; I'm funny that way.

Eep:
[Cracks her knuckles] Leave that to me. [Guy and Belt share worried looks]

Eep:
Hey, Thunk? You have a spider on your face!

Thunk:
AHH!

Eep:
[nonchalantly] Oops.

Grug:
HE'S LOOOOOSE!

Eep:
So, how did the tiger fly?

Guy:
She jumped on the Sun, and rode it to Tomorrow.

Grug:
It's too far.

Gran:
I'll never live long enough to get there.

Grug:
Let's do it.

Guy:
Okay, open them.

Eep:
[screams] I LOVE THEM! Where are my feet?!

Guy:
They're still there!

Eep:
Oh! Okay... [struggles to walk and lands on Guy]

Guy:
[strained while holding on to Eep] You're really heavy!

Eep:
Really? [lovingly] Thank you!

[Guy loses balance and they both fall down; Grug notices]

Grug:
Hey! Whoa, wait a minute! Whoa! [seperates Guy and Eep] WHOA!

Grug:
Tonight, we'll hear the story of Crispy Bear. A long time ago, this little bear was alive. She was alive, because she listened to her father, so she was happy. [Eep sighs] But Crispy had one terrible problem, she was filled with... curiosity! [everyone gasps] Yes! And one day, she saw something new and died!

Thunk:
Just like that?

Grug:
Yes!

Gran:
Same ending as everyday.

Thunk:
I get it, Dad. I will never do anything new or different.

Grug:
Good man, Thunk.

[Eep groans]

[The Croods and Guy explore a lake]

Grug:
[pulling Eep away from the water] Eep, it looks dangerous.

Eep:
[groans] Dad, you say that about everything! [about to touch the water]

Guy:
[stops Eep] Careful.

Eep:
Oh! Really? [lovingly] Okay. [Grug sighs in exasperation]

Ugga:
[to Grug, who's wearing a wig] Honey, what's that on your head?

Gran:
It's called desperation.

Grug:
I call it a "Rug". Rhymes with Grug. [points to a boulder near him] And this is a "Ride". Also rhymes with Grug.

Guy:
Uh, that doesn't rhyme.

Grug:
[paints Thunk's face] Painting is a thing of the past. [picks up a smooth stone] I call this a "Snapshot"! [whacks Thunk in the head with it, revealing Thunk's painted face on the stone]

Thunk:
[dizzy] Oh, let's do it again; I think I blinked. [falls down]

[a Later scene]

Grug:
[Puts glasses shaped rock in his eyes] I call them "Shades"!

Thunk:
[wearing his "Shades"] The Sun doesn't hurt my eyes anymore! Where do you get these great ideas?

Grug:
Since I don't have a brain, they come into my stomach, down deep below, and then up again into my mind. [falls down a cliff] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Guy:
[exasperated] GRUG! We have to keep moving!

[Everyone except Grug refuses to go in a cave]

Ugga:
No more caves, Grug.

Grug:
[stunned] What?

Gran:
We are gonna jump on the Sun and ride it to Tomorrow with Guy!

Grug:
Wait, wait? So you're really gonna go through with this? [everybody stares at him, which means "Yes"] Thunk?

Thunk:
Sorry, Dad.

[Grug is on the verge of tears]

Eep:
Dad, you have to stop worrying about us.

Grug:
But it's my job to worry! It's my job to follow the rules.

Eep:
The rules don't work out here.

Grug:
They kept us alive.

Eep:
That wasn't LIVING! That was just.... "Not Dying"! There's a difference.

Grug:
Ugga, everyone, you HAVE to listen to me.

Eep:
WE WOULD BE DEAD IF WE LISTENED TO YOU! [Grug is now in tears] We have to follow Guy now.

[Everyone turns to Guy, who has no idea on what just happened]

Grug:
[reaches full anger] GUY!

Ugga:
[realizes Grug's anger; to Guy] Guy... run!

Grug:
[starts chasing Guy] RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!

Guy:
[runs away] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!'

[Guy and Grug are trapped in a tar pit]

Grug:
What is this stuff that saves you from my punches?

Guy:
Tar.

Grug:
No!

Guy:
Please...

Grug:
[struggles to get out] I have to get back to them!

Guy:
You have to stop struggling.

Grug:
NO!

Guy:
GRUG, STOP!! [Grug stops struggling] No one gets out of this. Believe me... I know.

Grug:
[pause as he realizes] Your...

Guy:
Family. Yeah.

Grug:
[pauses, then sympathetic] Sorry.

Guy:
I was little when it happened. The last thing my parents told me was "Don't hide. Live. Follow the sun; you'll make it to Tomorrow."

Grug:
You followed the light. My daughter's a lot like you.

Guy:
No, she's like you. She loves you, but always forgets to say it... Just like you forget to tell her.

Grug:
I guess I was just so busy keeping them all alive.

Guy:
It's okay. That's what dads do.

Grug:
You're right. But we can't do that from here. We need one of your ideas. [Guy smiles] Come on, you can do it.

Guy:
Belt, Emergency Idea Generator, activate!

Guy:
OW! [gets an idea] Ohh, I've got it!

Eep:
[Grug hugs her] This is good... What do you call this?

Grug:
I was thinking about calling it... a "hug", because it rhymes with Grug. But you can always change it if you want.

Eep:
[squeezes Grug tight] No... I like it.

Eep:
Hey, do you have a minute? How did the tiger fly?

Guy:
[unhappily] I only share when I'm outside the log; I'm funny that way.

Eep:
[cracks her knuckles] Leave that to me. [Guy and Belt share worried looks]

Eep:
Hey, Thunk? You have a spider on your face!

Thunk:
AHH!

[Eep slams him into Grug, making him drop Guy a far distance away. Grug glares at Eep.]

Eep:
[nonchalantly] Oops.

[Grug turns around and sees Guy trying to get away.]

Grug:
He's loose!

Grug:
[while chasing Guy] I am a caveman!

Grug:
[About Guy, who's escaping; gasps] He's loose!

Grug:
I am a caveman!

Eep:
[hugs Grug] I love you, too!

Guy:
Everything falls in.