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Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson:
There's no music in this f***ing piano.

L?na:
Kiddi! What are you doing here?

Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson:
I've come to raise my son.

L?na:
Isn't that a little bit late?

Alfre Kennari:
[after N?i hands in a blank paper] Are you handing it in like this?

N?i:
Yes.

Alfre Kennari:
And what mark do you think you'll get for it?

N?i:
Zero?

Alfre Kennari:
No, no, no! You get zero point five for writing your name!

N?i:
Really? That's better than I expected.

?ris:
Are you retarded, or what?

Fr?nskukennari:
Bonjour. Today I'II teach you how to make real mayonnaise.

Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson:
I'II teach you a trick that never fails: you ask the cutest chick: Have you put on some weight? I promise you, she wont leave you alone until you have... slept with her. It never fails! Just remember to use a condom. Unwanted children don't let you know they're coming, you know what I mean.

N?i:
I think I'll go now.

Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson:
Really? Am I being boring?

N?i:
Drunk.

Prestur:
Now, I don't know where your belief lies... but I recommend that we say the Lord's Prayer together.

N?i:
I don't think I know the Lord's Prayer.

Prestur:
Do you know another prayer?

N?i:
No.