One Day: A Musical

Becca:
Please just let me sleep some more. What's all this excitement for?

PogieJoe:
[throwing off her covers] Why, it's a day to celebrate! There's chairs to set up and cake to bake!

Chris:
[singing excitedly and with great happiness] I've brought a special gift, Joe! A choice above the status quo. It is my hope you love it so, my good friend PogieJ...

PogieJoe:
[indifferent] Thank you very much, Chris. I'll just set it right over here.

Chris:
[dumbfounded]

Anna:
Stop him! We haven't taught him how to make a spreadsheet yet!

YouTuber #11:
Man, this day's gonna be great. So many heart attacks, it will increase the death rate!