People Places Things

Will Henry:
What happened with you and your ex?

Diane:
Oh, it's not that interesting. He was just a f***ing a**hole.

Charlie:
This is your fault.

Will Henry:
How's it my... how's it my fault?t

Charlie:
You make them kites, you take them camping, you show more initiative now than you ever showed in our relationship.

Will Henry:
I don't know. I think I just got comfortable with you taking the lead.

Charlie:
Yeah well, I never wanted to be the leader.

Will Henry:
Everything is going to be okay.

Charlie:
How do you know?

Will Henry:
I don't, but it just helps sometimes to say that.

Charlie:
Maybe happiness is not a sustainable condition.

Will Henry:
I kissed Charlie.

Diane:
Oh.

Will Henry:
I'm sorry. You said, no bullshit.

Diane:
Yeah, no, I meant like, don't f*** me if you still have feelings for your ex, but I appreciate your candor.

Will Henry:
I didn't mean to hurt you.

Diane:
No, I know. You're a good guy.

Will Henry:
Don't say that.

Diane:
What do you want me to say?

Will Henry:
I don't know. Shouldn't you get mad, slap me or something. [Diane slaps Will in the face] Ow... Ow...

Diane:
You told me to do it.

Will Henry:
But I said, "or something"

Diane:
I didn't hear that part. You want some ice.

Will Henry:
No. I'm gonna let it sting.

Will Henry:
Do you know one of the first things I liked about you was?

Diane:
What?

Will Henry:
Your tits.

Diane:
That's so nice. Please touch them.

Will Henry:
There are people looking for you.

Charlie:
And only you know where to find me.

Will Henry:
It kind of helped that you texted me where you were.

Kat:
Uh, Mr. Henry...

Will Henry:
Yeah?

Kat:
Are you okay?

Will Henry:
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just having a bad life. It'll be over eventually.

[Will finds Charlie to comfort her and get her back in time for her wedding ceremony to another man]

Charlie:
I'm afraid I'm making another mistake.

Will Henry:
I don't think of what we did as a mistake.

Charlie:
It didn't work out.

Will Henry:
It did. And then it didn't.

[... ]

Charlie:
Are we friends?

Will Henry:
We're more than that.

Charlie:
What are we?

Will Henry:
We're parents.

Will Henry:
We were different types of people. I was quiet, and she was more outgoing.

Will Henry:
At some point, she just stopped talking, and I was too comfortable with the silence.