Range Riders

John 'Dad' Sutton:
If my boy Dick were here...

Tom 'Dad' Waldon:
Your boy, Dick. You're always bringing up your boy, Dick. What would he do with that bunch of hoodlums?

John 'Dad' Sutton:
I bet you a hundred he'd lick 'em singled-handed.

Tom 'Dad' Waldon:
Yeah, a regular Texas terror.

John 'Dad' Sutton:
Yeah!

Tom 'Dad' Waldon:
Why don't you send for him and see what he'll do?

John 'Dad' Sutton:
I'll do 'er! Give me a pencil and paper.

[Pedro outfits Dick to look like a Mexican]

Pedro - Dick's Sidelick:
Mexican hat - make you look very tough.

Dick Sutton:
Oh, swell!

Pedro - Dick's Sidelick:
Here's gun. Make you bad man, eh?

Dick Sutton:
Oh, that's fine!

Pedro - Dick's Sidelick:
Lookee here.

[Pedro hands Dick some Mexican-styled clothing]

Dick Sutton:
How do you say, "Senior"?

Pedro - Dick's Sidelick:
No! No senior. *Senor*!

Dick Sutton:
Oh, *senor*.

Pedro - Dick's Sidelick:
Mexican-style. Very good.

Pedro - Dick's Sidelick:
Now, senor, you look like a Texas terror.

Dick Sutton:
Now, senor, you watch.

[last lines]

Dick Sutton:
Senorita...

Elsie Waldon:
Now that you've saved Hardpan's mine, you have got to quit being a bad Spanish boy.

Dick Sutton:
Well then, I'll be a gay caballero.