Richard Richard:
Eddie I have decided to kill myself because I'm £15,000 in debt!

Edward Hitler:
Fucking Hell! A line from the play! I never saw that one coming! We're only an hour into and he's spoken an actual line. Wow!

Richard Richard:
Yeah well just shut up and get on with it or else we'll still be here next Thursday. I've had enough of Southampton to last me a life time.