The 56th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Herself - Winner:
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: [after winning the award for Lead Actress]

Herself - Winner:
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: I made a promise for Mariska Hargitay that if I won, I would her her this award, but it just seems like a stupid idea right now.

Herself - Winner:
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: There are some days when I myself think I'm overrated... But not tonight!

Himself - Winner:
Outstanding Writing for a Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special: ...And thanks to my husband, Mark, for trying to make a decent homosexual out of me.

Herself - Presenter:
Outstanding Writing in a Drama Series: I'd just like to say that I'm a big fan of your work. I mean, I've seen all your movies.

Himself - Co-Presenter:
Outstanding Writing in a Drama Series: Well, what a coincidence. I'm also a big fan of my work.

Herself - Winner:
Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program: I'm just going to keep saying names until somebody grabs me and takes me off the stage.

Herself - Winner:
Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program: I know that most of you who just won an award are thinking "Hah! I'm glad I won and you didn't!".