The Big Idea

Dad Doogal:
Don't tell your mother about this you know how she gets.

Jake Brayburg:
Show business can be a cruel mistress, but I just strapped on a ball-gag and am ready to take her for all she's worth.

Ryan Akers:
Hey, can you bring some condoms when you come over, Mitch has been using my to jerk off again.

Mort:
Hey Ernie, I thought the curfew for douche-bags was an hour ago?

Ernie Lane:
Well you were wrong!

Mort:
Touch

Cammy:
So then I says, "don't stop now, the green stuff just makes it taste better."

Berman:
Cammy, you may want to have that looked at. It sounds like Gonorrhea.

Cammy:
Oh well, it's nothing that this won't kill.

Mitch Faygan:
You know, you make a lot of sense for a guy who smells like old shoes and piss.

Ryan Akers:
Since when is mixing prescriptions a bad idea?

Jake Brayburg:
Tomorrow I start looking through the ideas of a true idea man. The world is my peep show and I've got a pocket full of quarters.

Ernie Lane:
Hey Daisy, I didn't know you lived here.

Daisy Darling:
Yeah, I kind of didn't want you to.

Mitch Faygan:
First of all, this bird over here keeps shitting on my car and nobody else's. Secondly, your boyfriend's a nut job.

Mary:
You should use a owl to scare him.

Mitch Faygan:
Ryan loves owls, what's that going to do?

Mary:
I was talking about the bird.