The Naughty Flirt

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
[Kay has finally cornered Alan on the patio at the country club dance] ...Why have you avoided me?

Alan Joseph Ward:
...To tell you the truth, I've been afraid of you.

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
Afraid of me? [giggles] For the love of Mike, why?

Alan Joseph Ward:
I know your reputation. You're supposed to be fatal. They tell me one time that you became engaged to a man after only having known him for thirty minutes.

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
How silly! What time is it now? [They laugh. The scene switches briefly back to the ballroom where the band is playing and a male trio is singing through megaphones. The singing continues in the background throughout the rest of the scene. Jack appears, looking for Kay, and the camera follows him back outside as he calls "Oh, Kay" repeatedly with no reply. Eventually the camera pans up to Alan and Kay sitting in a treehouse.]

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
"Oh, Kay" and now what were you saying?

Alan Joseph Ward:
Before we go any further, do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
[Holding up her hand, but with fingers crossed] I do.

Alan Joseph Ward:
[He looks askance at the crossed fingers, and they both laugh.] Now, where were you last night?

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
At the Blue Mouse.

Alan Joseph Ward:
Describe the Blue Mouse, please.

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
It's, uh, sort of a roadhouse.

Alan Joseph Ward:
What sort of a roadhouse?

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
Well, there's a perfectly peachy orchestra, and a divine dance floor, and chummy little alcoves, and....

Alan Joseph Ward:
And what time did you return home?

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
Maybe six, maybe seven.

Alan Joseph Ward:
Now, Miss Elliott to how many men are you engaged at the present time?

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
I don't remember. Maybe six, maybe seven.

Alan Joseph Ward:
Well, that's enough to make the court rest.

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
That's enough to make anybody rest. [They laugh] And now the prisoner takes the stand in her own defense. Listen, Alan, I have an income of a hundred thousand dollars a year, and every man I know is trying to marry it. They don't fool me for a second. Do you blame me for fooling them? I go out a lot and I stay out late. I don't like golf, or tennis, or horses. So what else is there for me to do? One more word before you pass sentence. I've always played fair, and I've never done a deliberately rotten thing. Now, what has the court got to say?

Alan Joseph Ward:
You're charming

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
And the sentence?

Alan Joseph Ward:
A kiss.

Miss Katherine Constance 'Kay' Elliott:
I object.

Alan Joseph Ward:
Objection overruled. [They kiss, tentatively at first, then again with passion.] Kay, you're... I'm crazy about you. [They kiss again.]

Invitation:
Miss Kay Elliott / requests the honor of your presence / at an informal party given / in Honor of her Annual Expulsion / from Miss Baynor's Select School / for Young Ladies // Embassy Roof / Saturday May third / ten P. M. until?---