The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman

Gabi Ibanescu:
Maybe you have some kind of fantasy about helping a woman in a faraway land.

Gabi Ibanescu:
Do you think things like this happen to people?

Charlie Countryman:
Some people, yes.

Gabi Ibanescu:
What people?

Charlie Countryman:
Us.

Gabi Ibanescu:
Us.

Nigel:
Enjoy your new mates and your recreational drugs and the rest of it while you can. God knows it can all turn into blood in a blink of an eye.

Gabi Ibanescu:
Nigel was my husband.

Nigel:
I beg your pardon, Gabi, did you say was? Honestly, f***ing was? No, Charlie, not f***ing was. F***ing is. F***ing meaning I currently f***ing am 'til death do us f***ing part.

Gabi Ibanescu:
He said my playing saved his life.

Darko:
[Angry at Karl for misspelling his name] My name is Darko. Darko. [Brings out a pen] And maybe if I put this pen right into your a**hole, then write my name inside, you will remember?

Darko:
[Luc chuckles nervously] Something is funny?

Luc:
[Looks at everyone, very nervously] Yeah. What you just said with the pen-in-the-a**hole thing. I mean you can't actually write inside someone's a**hole.

Karl:
It wouldn't actually help me remember.

Luc:
How can you read inside your own a**hole?

Karl:
You wouldn't be able to read it.

Nigel:
Is it true what they say, Charlie? Better to have loved and lost and all that?