The Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman

Jaime Sommers:
[after throwing Steve through a window] Now look what you made me do!

Steve Austin:
Well, at least we know your bionic arm still works.

Jaime Sommers:
Fortress? They look like a bunch of tired mercenaries that ran out of countries to fight in.

Jim Castillian:
So, have you thought about that drink?

Trisha Sullivan:
I've thought of nothing else.

Jaime Sommers:
I'm a friend of your father.

Michael Austin:
You just lost two points.

Jaime Sommers:
So did you.

Oscar Goldman:
So what did you tell him?

Steve Austin:
I gave him the basic idea. He thinks bionics are cool.

Hired Hand:
Get into the car Ms. Summers.

Jaime Sommers:
What a lovely invitation. I'm afraid I'm a little late for work.

[He opens his jacket to reveal he has a gun. She leans forward in an attempt to attack him]

Hired Hand:
Aah, no bionic tricks or my friend over there will fire at those blind children by the van.

Jaime Sommers:
What do you want?

Hired Hand:
Well, if I told you it was your body you might get the wrong impression, but that's exactly what I want so get in. Now!

Michael Austin:
So, what are you gonna do about it?

Jaime Sommers:
That is none of your business.

Michael Austin:
You don't know do ya?

Jaime Sommers:
Leave me alone you little brat!

OSI Receptionist:
[after looking Steve up and down] I wonder what parts are bionic?

Oscar Goldman:
Thirty second mile! I'm telling the Olympics committee.

Steve Austin:
What did Brubaker say about me?

Michael Austin:
He said that the reason you gave up flying is because you left your guts on the flight deck.

Steve Austin:
Well, punch him in the mouth.

Michael Austin:
I did.

Jaime Sommers:
I run. In fact I'll race you to the end of the park.

Michael Austin:
I'm not sure I can cruise sub-sonic anymore. I'll give you a head-start.

Jaime Sommers:
Gee, your such a pal.

Jim Castillian:
So, your the six-million dollar man.

Steve Austin:
Probably thirty-four by now.

Steve Austin:
Well, at least you still have your sense of humor.

Jaime Sommers:
I sure hope you had yours when you went through that window yesterday.

Jaime Sommers:
So, how was your date last night?

Carol:
Great! It took til desert for him to figure out I was blind. I'm so bad I asked him what it felt like to be on a real blind date.

Jaime Sommers:
Shame on you!

Steve Austin:
So why hasn't the aging process caught up with you Rudy? Have you been using some of these bionic parts?

Dr. Rudy Wells:
No one will ever know.

Michael Austin:
Why didn't you tell me?

Jaime Sommers:
Because it was secret. It happened a long time ago. I was in a sky-diving accident and your father made the same life or death decision for me. That's the closeness you feel. That's what binds us together.

Tom Brubaker:
Hey! What's shakin'? The name's Tom Brubaker.

Hired Hand:
[looking at Jaime] She's a lot prettier than Austin, and easier to grab.

Martin:
Can I tell you a secret? I've never been on a blind date before. You?

Jaime Sommers:
[shakes head no]

Martin:
And to think your friends thought we might not be compatible.

Jaime Sommers:
[puts her hand over her mouth and laughs into a yawn of boredom]

Trisha Sullivan:
Don't they have any chairs where you come from Mr. Castigan? You must have been raised in the zoo.

Jim Castillian:
That's Castillian. With two Ls. [to Steve Austin] She loves me. Just playing hard to get.

Oscar Goldman:
[looking at the name of his boat] Summer Maiden. Any perticular "Summer" in mind when you named her?

[Steve remembers flashbacks of Jaime and himself in love]

Steve Austin:
Guess I couldn't forget her no matter how hard I tried.

Oscar Goldman:
How hard did you try?

Steve Austin:
Not very hard.

Steve Austin:
[angry] Oh, you never let go, do you Oscar?

Oscar Goldman:
It's hard when patriotism runs in your blood.

Steve Austin:
[more angry] You don't think that kind of patriotism runs through my veins? Didn't I give enough? Two legs, and arm and an eye?

Oscar Goldman:
The best we ever had.

Steve Austin:
Thanks alot. The answer is still no.

Michael Austin:
Carol. [runs off to find Carol]

Steve Austin:
I can't do that.

Jaime Sommers:
I can't do that either.

Steve Austin:
[after Michael shoots Stenning with his laser eye] I can't do that either. You didn't kill him, did you?

Michael Austin:
No. I can control the intensity of the beam. Bet you wish you had one.

Michael Austin:
[after Jamie throws Steve through a window] So, Dad. Nice exit. Ever use the door?

Steve Austin:
[Michael's been thrown out a window] Nice exit, son. Ever use the door?

Michael Austin:
Look, dad, it's a difference of opinion, just stay out of it!

Jaime Sommers:
Who can we trust?

Steve Austin:
Only Oscar, and Castillian, he's too *arrogant* to be bought.

Steve Austin:
...First rule of surveillance, and that's with 2 l's.

Oscar Goldman:
[slight chuckle] I see you've met our young Mr. Castillian.

Steve Austin:
Just make sure you don't come in here one day and find *his* feet on *your* desk.

Jim Castillian:
You know I'm an orphan, but if I had a father I'd want him to be just like you.

Steve Austin:
Don't depress me kid.