Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

[from trailer]

Nina Papas:
We shouldn't be here.

[from trailer]

Nina Papas:
WHAT IS THAT?

Elena:
Aww sh*t, okay whats the next challenge?

M:
Uhh, can we keep this between us? Mara's sort of "the one".

Elena:
Whatever. I'm just going to stay here and tan.

M:
Cool.

Elena:
Oh M! Tell Mara I said hi.

Nina Papas:
What I saw... WAS REAL!

Jonesy:
Okay, from now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Deal?

Amber:
You dont get it, do you? I'm not into men!

Jonesy:
Whoa... you're a LESBIAN? How hot is that?

Jonesy:
Sh*t Ghost!

Dale Murphy:
Say hello to the missus from me.

Dale Murphy:
[pointing a gun at the old timer] You so much as fart old man, and you're dead.

Amber:
So, where are M and Elena?

Jake:
Down by the lake, filming the "X" rated version of the show.

Jonesy:
Yeah, alright, I'm gonna see you guys later! [he gets up to leave, then holds his stomach, and groans] Ooh, god. I'm so stuffed, sex is gonna have to wait! [farts] Sh*t ghost!

Nina Papas:
Birth defects? No sh*t. [looking at a barrel of toxic waste that reads may cause birth defects]

Dale Murphy:
[after being shot twice with arrows by the Papa mutant and is still standing] Is that all you got, B*tch?

[first lines]

Kimberly's Agent:
Hello.

Kimberly:
It's Kim here, and I'm hating you.

Elena:
[to Jake] You wanna get, eh - wet?

Jake:
[to the freak] Hey, get off her!

[last lines]

Jake:
Nice ride. You want to take it for a spin?

Nina Papas:
Why not? It's the least this f***ed up family owes us.