Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
Oh, you mean like a football game?
No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering.
Wait a minute, people cheering... cheerleaders?
That's right. Lots of people. Here's the deal, Missy. We're the shit, the best. We work hard, have fun, and win national championships. I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that.
I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot.
Call me Big Red.
Dude, it's Darcy.
I'm big bad Carver. Yeah!
Just call me Kasey!
I'm... still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl had to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance!
I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance.