Bugs Bunny:
Here we are, Pizmo Beach and all the clams we can eat!

Daffy Duck:
What a way for a duck to travel, underground.

Old Storyteller:
I once was a human being, that rotten kid was my undoing. He doesn't need a storyteller, he needs an exorcist!

Sylvester, Jr.:
Whoever heard a cat eating porridge? Why can't we have a mouse like other pussycats?

Bugs Bunny:
You want me to tell stories to that? I'd rather throw peanuts at it.