Sam:
They'll shoot you for this general.

Alice:
Sam, old friend, I should find such an angel of mercy.

Harpoon:
Use the pause. Settle things down.

Fargo:
The best defense... Cut off the head of the Soviet chicken.

President:
We got Alice in one plane and the mad hatter in another.

Fargo:
Hell, most Soviet bombers are so old they still use propellers. The Minnesota Air National Guard could probably knock them down.

Harpoon:
Well, do you want to get on the phone and order them into the air, Colonel, because every transistor in Minnesota is BURNED OUT!