Caligula:
I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.

Caligula:
Let them hate me, so long as they fear me.

Caligula:
Longinus, you're not having any fun! Enjoy yourself! What is your preference?

Longinus:
Everything and nothing Caesar.

Caligula:
I hear you have a taste for little boys. Is that not so?

Chaerea:
No Caesar, big boys.

Chaerea:
Give him enough rope...

Longinus:
...and perhaps, he'll hang us all.

Tiberius:
Do you prefer nymphs to satyrs?

Caligula:
I like both, Lord.

Tiberius:
Do you think this boy has been drinking?

Caligula:
I think he has, Caesar.

Tiberius:
So do I. Macro? Bring him more wine!

Caligula:
Caesar begged you.

Caligula:
If only all of Rome had just one neck.

Tiberius:
Serve the state, Caligula, though the people in it are wicked beasts.

Caligula:
But they love you, lord.

Tiberius:
Oh, no... they FEAR me... and that is much better.

Tiberius:
It is fate that rules us, little boots, not any god.

Caligula:
You are a god.

Tiberius:
No, I'm NOT. Not even when I'm dead.

Caligula:
Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar, they are gods.

Tiberius:
So says the senate, and so the people prefer to believe. Such myths are useless.

Julia Drusilla:
You are a fool.

Caligula:
Caesar cannot be a fool!

Julia Drusilla:
But he's trying very hard...

Caligula:
Caesar cannot be a fool!

Nerva:
Tiberius, you were wise once.

Tiberius:
Don't taunt me, I am old.

Nerva:
I've watched you grow into a monster! One by one, I've seen you murder your family, your friends, the noblest men in Rome.

Caligula:
That is Treason!

Nerva:
No, it's the truth.

Tiberius:
I am and always have been surrounded by enemies. In my own family, in the senate... You are cruel!

Nerva:
Honest old men can sometimes see the future. So, from the evils past, and the evils yet to come, I now choose to escape.

Tiberius:
Oh, yes, I am a true moralist, and stern as any Cato. Fate chose me to govern swine, in my old age, I have become a swineherd.

Macro:
Forgive me, Prince. The emperor commands you to wait upon him.

Caligula:
What does he want?

Macro:
A last look at you, perhaps. He is seventy-seven.

Caligula:
May he live forever.

Macro:
My wife lives only to the day she can see you again, Prince.

Caligula:
Jupiter loves ME!

Caligula:
Nerva, what's it like?

Nerva:
Warm, no pain... just drifting away.

Caligula:
Can you see her?

Nerva:
Who?

Caligula:
The goddess, Isis?

Nerva:
So you're one of those who believe...

Caligula:
Do you see her?

Nerva:
No.

Caligula:
Are you sure? You're almost dead! What's it like, what's happening to you now?

Nerva:
Slowly... drifting...

Caligula:
Liar... you can see her, I know you can! What is she like?

Nerva:
No... Slowly...

Caligula:
LIAR!

Tiberius:
Do you think this boy has drunk enough wine?

Caligula:
I think he's drunk enough, Lord.

Tiberius:
So do I!

Tiberius:
Now he is happy.

Tiberius:
If someone else had become emperor, I would've been killed... As you will be!

Caligula:
Will be?

Caligula:
Will be, Grandfather?

Tiberius:
Would be, if you were not my heir.

Proculus:
Divine Ceasar, PLEASE! What have I done? Why am I here?

Caligula:
Treason!

Proculus:
I have always been loyal to you!

Caligula:
That IS your treason! You're an honest man, Proculus, which means a bad Roman! Therefore, you are a traitor! Logical, hmm?

Caligula:
Open your EYES, Livia! Lucky girl... to lose one's virginity to a direct descendent of the goddess... I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the... Open your eyes, Proculus! Command in the name of the senate-OPEN THEM!-the senate, and the people of... Rome!

Tiberius:
A brother kills a brother who's killed his father who's killed his son. Fate. And then someone will kill Caligula!

Julia Drusilla:
It's a girl.

Caligula:
It is not a girl! Did you not hear Caesar say?

Julia Drusilla:
I heard the voice of Caesar. But your daughter did not.