Lulu:
Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.

Samantha:
Tacky.

Samantha:
The 70s are dead and gone. The 80s are going to be something wonderfully new and different, and so am I.

Norma White:
Ron, dear, didn't Greenwich-Village-people-types go out in the '60s?

Samantha:
That's it! The name: "Village People."

Randy:
Well, that's not a bad idea, that's what we are.

Felipe:
That's where we're from.

Samantha:
"Village People"; I can sell that.

Jack Morell:
Village People! That's fantastic! Thank you!

Norma White:
Oh, well, it does have a certain charm.

Samantha:
How could you just up and quit your job like that?

Ron White:
Why not? I'm the lawyer for the hottest act in show business: The Village People.

Jack Morell:
Ya see, sir, my father is Jewish and my mom, she's Italian Catholic, so, got all the bases covered. Speaking of bases, when the other kids were following the baseball charts I was following the pop charts -

Steve Waits:
I think I've heard that before. Why don't you save that for the liner notes on the album.

Jack Morell:
Album? Are we getting an album deal?

Steve Waits:
No! I did not say that.

Helen Morell:
Corporate thinking sucks.

Lulu:
Oh, the Indian is hot. I go for exotic types, especially when they're half-naked.

Samantha:
Lulu!

Lulu:
You tell him I'll make up for all the indignities they suffered in "Roots."

Helen Morell:
Oh, Jackie, it's true. There is magic in the world.

Sydney Channing:
I adore San Francisco! My favorite ex-husband lives there.

Leatherman:
Leathermen don't get nervous!