Carry On Camping 
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Charlie Muggins: Hello. What's a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?
Girl with cow: I'm taking her to the bull.
Charlie Muggins: Well couldn't your father do that?
Girl with cow: No it must the the bull.
Charlie Muggins: My name's Muggins.
Peter Potter: That doesn't surprise me.
Mrs. Fussey: Joan may think you're a gentleman but personally I've got sore misgivings.
Sid Boggle: You ought to put some talcum powder on them.
Peter Potter: Hello darling, Oh No.
Harriet Potter: Hello Peter darling, I'm just checking on the camping gear.
Peter Potter: So I see.
Harriet Potter: Did you have a good day?
Peter Potter: Oh not bad, got drunk at lunchtime, went to a strip club and ended up in bed with a topsy.
Babs: Are you going to stay with us all the time?
Jim Tanner: Oh yeah, I go all the way!
Babs: Oh I bet you do...
Dr. Kenneth Soaper: Barbara dear, do you think your quite suitably dressed for travelling?
Babs: Oh but sir, we were told to bring the minimum of clothing.
Mr. Short: Miss Dobbin, what's the meaning of this?
Miss Dobbin: I'm sorry sir but the gentlemen kept touching things.
Charlie Muggins: Yes she was showing me how to stick the pole up.
Dr. Kenneth Soaper: MATRON this is the MENS!
Miss Haggerd: GO AWAY DOCTOR SOAPER!
Miss Haggerd: I don't think a shower stall is the place for making advances!
Dr. Kenneth Soaper: I thought I got hold on the shower tap!