Matron:
I'm a simple woman with simple tastes, and I want to be wooed!

Sir Bernard Cutting:
Ooh, you can be as 'wude' as you like with me!

Sir Bernard Cutting:
I've got a problem.

Dr. Francis A. Goode:
Haven't we all got a problem?

Sir Bernard Cutting:
I can't do it lying down.

Dr. Francis A. Goode:
Oh dear, you have got a problem!