Det Sgt. Bung:
A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts.

Dr. Watt:
Oh? Whereabouts?

Det Sgt. Bung:
Hereabouts.

Albert:
At ten o'clock.

Det Sgt. Bung:
Or thereabouts.

Constable Slobotham:
In this vicinity.

Det Sgt. Bung:
Or roundabouts.

Constable Slobotham:
We're police officers.

Albert:
Or layabouts.

Dr. Watt:
Oddbodd, what happened to your ear?

Dr. Watt:
Oh, never mind. Ear today, gone tomorrow!

Det Sgt. Bung:
This ear was found in Slocombe woods.

Valeria:
What. This ear?

Det Sgt. Bung:
Yes, that there.

Dr. Watt:
Frying tonight!

Constable Slobotham:
Sarge, she's as hard as a rock!

Det Sgt. Bung:
You don't have to tell me that, I've been married to her for fifteen years!

Det Sgt. Bung:
Now then, your name please.

Dr. Watt:
Doctor Watt.

Constable Slobotham:
Doctor who, sir?

Dr. Watt:
Watt. "Who" was my uncle.