Linda:
It's not you Bernie. I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall at night by killer robots.

Ferdy:
You know I got to worry.

Greg:
Update, Ferdy's got to worry.

Ferdy:
What if these things can read our minds?

Rick:
It'll be awfully mad when it gets to me!

Mike:
Smokings bad for your health.

Leslie:
I have to have a cigarette and I have to have one now!

Mike:
Are you for real, can't you think of anything you'd rather have (Rubs her leg)

Leslie:
No! (Shoves him away)

Mike:
You always get your way don't you?

Leslie:
When I'm happy, everybodys happy.

Mike:
Thats for sure... hand me my badge would ya

Leslie:
Whats the magic word

Mike:
Hand me my badge... please (she hands him the badge) Thank you

Leslie:
Oh Mike

Mike:
What!

Leslie:
(she flashes him) Hurry Back

Mike:
Count on it

Big Eater:
Waitress, more butter!