Lt. Columbo:
Just one more thing!

Laura Staton:
Do you have a first name I can call you by?

Lt. Columbo:
Yeah. "Lieutenant."

Barney:
How could you do something like that? Arrest a woman you cared so much for?

Lt. Columbo:
Who said I cared for her?

Barney:
You did.

Lt. Columbo:
You're stupid if you believe everything a cop tells you. I'm going bowling with my wife tonight.