My feeling is, the Pilgrims were asked to leave England. England was never funner than when the Pilgrims split, right? The people of England got a little tired of these dour, right-winged conservative psycho-Christians wearing all black, bumming people out, confusing everyone by wearing buckles on... their heads. "Is that tight enough for you, Cotton?" "Yea, verily."
...I have to hear this all the time in England: "Well, all Americans are fat and stupid, mm-hm-hm-hm-hm." Really? Well, thanks for sending over the best and brightest to start the party. Maybe we can send a few freaky, Texas, militia, hate-group, gun-toting weirdoes back to your country.
Share your thoughts on Comedy Central Presents: Greg Proops's quotes with the community:
Quote of the Day
Would you like us to send you a FREE quote delivered to your inbox daily?
Use the citation below to add this movie page to your bibliography:
"Comedy Central Presents: Greg Proops Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2014. Web. 19 Dec. 2014. <http://www.quotes.net/movies/Comedy Central Presents: Greg Proops>.