JD:
Well I like to drink. And I like to party. And I KNOW I'm not the only one.

Jimmy Matthews:
Her name's Lucy Wilson. She's turned down the last thirteen guys who have asked her out. She likes to maximize rejection.

Bob Anastas:
That's the way, Shaw! That's the way it's done!

Bob Anastas:
If we dream it, it can be done!

JD:
Drink up, man.

David Shaw:
Imagine: Mouth-watering lobster and fresh crepe suzette.

Lucy Wilson:
Sounds...Interesting

David Shaw:
It'll be more like pizza and soda at Jimmy's. I'll bring the quarters for the video games. I promise we'll have a good time.

Lucy Wilson:
I'm sure we will.

JD:
I wanna make sure we don't...forget about them!

Rick Peterson:
I scored two goals today. Slapshots. Twenty feet out.

Lucy Wilson:
Way to go, Rick.

Rick Peterson:
Lay off him! They always hastle the new guy. Just wait till you make your first save.

Jimmy Matthews:
Yea, then they'll really give it to you.

David Shaw:
I can fight my own battles.

Bob Anastas:
I want to get a leg up on peddling my aces.

Bob Anastas:
I'm as tough as they come. I used to play in the minors for bus fares and...pizza. I used to look for my TEETH after the game!

Bob Anastas:
Forget the armbands...They're a little late, don't you think?

Jimmy Matthews:
I don't have a brother-in-law.

Bob Anastas:
You think being a man means being able to hold your liquor...It's caring that makes you a man!

Mrs. Shaw:
This doesn't condone drinking.

David Shaw:
No Mom, it doesn't.

Bob Anastas:
We've got a scrimmage against Aurora this Friday.

Bob Anastas:
Let me ask you something: Did you ever think of calling your parents? I'll tell you what he's thinking: You want me to tell my parents what I'm doing? You must be kidding!