Woman:
Need a bigger target?

Coogan:
There ain't any in this county.

Taxi driver:
That's $2.95, including the luggage.

Coogan:
Tell me, how may stores are there named Bloomingdales in this town?

Taxi driver:
One, why?

Coogan:
We passed it twice.

Taxi driver:
It's still $2.95, including the luggage.

Coogan:
Yeah, well there's $3.00, including the tip.

Coogan:
You learn about a person when you hunt 'em.

Det. Lt. McElroy, NYPD:
Like what?

Coogan:
Like that he's not a fool, that's what.

Sgt. Wallace:
Then how in the hell did you collar him?