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Dave Jackson: Forty-four. Two fat whores.
Dave Jackson: Number ten... um... stab me in the eye with a ball-point pen.
Jack Simpson: Watch where you're going you hat wearing fool! Where did you learn to drive? On horseback?
Bernie Fowler: I like cheese.
Stan Coombs: And remember, this is a game of skill, touch and patience. A true revealer of character.
Jack Simpson: All it's revealing right now is two inches of arse-crack poking out the top of my pants!