Richard:
You sure do ask a lot of questions.

Celia:
It's the only way to get a lot of answers.

Richard:
What if he's up late catching a movie?

Fred:
He doesn't watch TV!

Dennis:
Not since he blew a hole in it with his shotgun.

Fred:
Don't worry. He was just mad at Phil Donahue about the episode where he wore a dress. Who didn't shoot their TV that day?

Aunt Bonnie:
We had the bible read to us by Charleston Heston I wish it had been a longer trip, I'd like to have heard the ending.

Fred:
The Hero dies.

Aunt Bonnie:
No!

Richard:
I am in a circle of hell that Dante never even dreamed of!