Penny:
Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.

Penny:
Go back to your playpen, Baby.

Johnny:
Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.

Johnny:
No, I mean the way he saved her. I mean, I... I could never do anything like that. That was somethin'. The reason people treat me like I'm nothin' is 'cause I'm nothin'.

Baby:
That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.

Baby:
Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.

Johnny:
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Jake Houseman:
I won't tell your mother about this, right now I'm going to bed. And take that stuff off your face before your mother sees you.

Johnny:
Now, you'll hurt me if you don't trust me, all right?

Marjorie Houseman:
It's his first real vacation in six years, Max. Take it easy.

Max:
Three weeks here, it'll feel like a year.

Baby:
I carried a watermelon.

Johnny:
just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me.

Lisa Houseman:
I've been thinking about the Domino Effect. Now, if Vietnam falls, does that mean China's next?

Max:
You know if it wasn't for this man I would be standing here dead.

Baby:
So they FIRED you, because of me!

Johnny:
What's your real name, Baby?

Baby:
Frances. For the first woman in the cabinet.

Johnny:
Francis. That's a real grown up name.

Stan:
My god it's Cleopatra. I feel like such an asp.

Johnny:
I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer; somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them; somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be.

Robbie Gould:
I didn't spend all summer long toasting bagels just to bail out some little chick who probably balled every guy in the place.

Robbie Gould:
A little precision please Baby... Some people count and some people don't.

Robbie Gould:
Read it. I think it's a book you'll enjoy but make sure you return it I have notes in the margin.

Baby:
You make me sick. Stay away from me, stay away from sister or I'll have you fired

Johnny:
Yeah it takes a real saint to ask Daddy

Johnny:
Don't put your heel down; don't put your heel down

Johnny:
Its not on the one its not the mambo its a feeling a heartbeat

Baby:
Oh, yes, as a matter of fact it is. We're supposed to do the show in two days, you won't show me the lift, I'm not sure of the turns I'm doing all this to save your ass when what I really want to do is drop you on it

Johnny:
You don't understand the way it is, I mean for somebody like me. Last month I'm eating Jujubes to keep alive, and this month women are stuffing diamonds in my pocket, I'm bouncing on shit and quick as that

Johnny:
I could be down there again.

Neil Kellerman:
I have to say it. I'm known as the catch of the county.

Baby:
I'm sure you are.

Lisa Houseman:
God, I'm so sick of this rain. Remind me never to take my honeymoon at Niagara Falls.

Marjorie Houseman:
So, you go to Acapulco.

Marjorie Houseman:
Well sweetheart, you brought ten pairs.

Jake Houseman:
This is not a tragedy. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine or police dogs used in Birmingham.

Baby:
Monks burning themselves in protest.

Lisa Houseman:
Where is my beige iridescent lipstick?

Baby:
You were right Johnny, you can't win no matter what you do!