Lisa:
What is it that you want Jade?

Jade Li:
To win the Academy Award.

Lisa:
And I get invited to the ceremony?

Jade Li:
Of course. You know, I'd get nominated for a really dramatic part. Something really hard and real. I don't know, something that I had to, like, gain weight for. Something.

Pearl Li:
They're are these two peanuts walking down the street, and one of them gets a-salted.

Jade Li:
Ouch.

Pearl Li:
Do you get it?