Capt. Bill Willoby:
What have you got on that smells so good?

Lieut. Carl Schmidt:
Clean socks!

Reverend Edgett:
Ouch! ...You know, when a minister strikes his thumb, it's very frustrating.

Angela Toland:
Rugged men on an island of beautiful women, with a fence between them. An intriguing situation.

Capt. Bill Willoby:
Delightful.