Down and Dirty Duck 
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Willard: Say, how did you come to be a duck?
Duck: Well, I was a turtle for a while, but that wasn't going anywhere. Then my mother gave me the chance to be a duck, and I sort of flowed from there...
Willard: Oh, Eddie, you have GOT to be kidding.
Duck: You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!