Willard:
Say, how did you come to be a duck?

Duck:
Well, I was a turtle for a while, but that wasn't going anywhere. Then my mother gave me the chance to be a duck, and I sort of flowed from there...

Willard:
Oh, Eddie, you have GOT to be kidding.

Duck:
You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!