Genie:
Las Vegas must be some place if Caesar built his palace there!

Huey, Dewey, Louie:
Faster, Launch Pad, faster!

Scrooge McDuck:
Slower, Launch Pad, slower!

Huey:
Gee, I guess one of us has got to wish for peace and happiness all over the world.

Genie:
Hey. These are wishes, not miracles.

Scrooge McDuck:
Launch Pad! Look what you've done to these ancient ruins!

Launchpad:
It could've been worse - it could've been something new.

Scrooge McDuck:
I wouldn't miss this for all the scones in Scotland!

Genie:
I don't hear anything. I think they're gone.

Scrooge McDuck:
Where are we?

Genie:
Well, it's not exactly The Ritz.

Scrooge McDuck:
Not the lamp?

Genie:
I'm sorry about the mess. But you'll get used to it after a couple of thousand years. Could you move your elbow, please?

Scrooge McDuck:
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Launchpad:
Forward, ho!

Launchpad:
Reverse, ho!

Scrooge McDuck:
If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!

Launchpad:
Maybe we should've turned left at that last sand dune.

Huey:
This is Geni... Gene, yeah Gene.

Scrooge McDuck:
You're new around here?

Genie:
Yeah kinda, I pretty much pop up every now and then.

Louie:
Quackarooney!

Scrooge McDuck:
He's got a bear?

Genie:
(hysterically) HE *IS* THE BEAR!

Merlock:
Now, give it to me.

Dijon:
Give? What give?

Merlock:
The map, give it to me.

Dijon:
De map, dat specific map right here right now?

Merlock:
You didn't steal it?

Dijon:
Too many people, Merlock. Only one Dijon, but but look what I did steal... several billfolds... dis handy pocket watch... floss... a date nut bar... and two tickets to the fetta cheese festival. For you master.

Dijon:
Maybe you do not want the floss?

Dijon:
Is there a doctor in da pyramid?

Scrooge McDuck:
Launchpad, is this some outrageous stunt you learned in flight school?

Launchpad:
Flight school?

Scrooge McDuck:
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU NEVER TOOK ANY FLYING LESSONS?

Launchpad:
Well, I took a crash course.

Scrooge McDuck:
Now he tells me.

Scrooge McDuck:
I cannot take this anymore, Mrs. Featherby. I'm going home.

Mrs. Featherby:
What about your lunch?

Scrooge McDuck:
Sell it.

Scrooge McDuck:
Somebody stop those pants!

Dewey:
Quick, get back in the lamp!

Genie:
No! Not the lamp! Put me in a dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes! Anywhere but the lamp!

Scrooge McDuck:
Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?

Huey:
Wait a second. What about our wishes?

Genie:
Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake?

Huey:
Oh, come on! You can't fool us! A genie is supposed to grant wishes.

Webby:
That's three wishes for every master.

Genie:
Oh, geez! Everyone remembers that part.

Huey:
Do you think it might have the treasure of Collie Baba and his 40 theives?

Scrooge McDuck:
After all this time, I'm not getting my hopes up.

Launchpad:
Please put your seats back in an upright position.

Scrooge McDuck:
Just put the plane up in an upright position!

Huey:
I don't see anything, Uncle Scrooge.

Dewey:
Not even a mirage.

Genie:
First, you have to hold the lamp...

Louie:
Yeah?

Genie:
Then, say, "I wish."

Huey:
Yeah?

Genie:
Then wish for something.

Huey:
That's all?

Dewey:
Boy! It's even user-friendly!

Genie:
Shabooey!

Louie:
It's a genie, isn't it?

Dewey:
It's not the tooth fairy.

Dewey:
What is that? A Mexican Jumping Lamp?

Huey:
Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?

Dewey:
Yeah.

Scrooge McDuck:
Oh no! I'm not letting this oppurtunity slip from my fingers!

Dewey:
But he's our friend.

Scrooge McDuck:
Nonsense! A genie isn't a person! A genie is a... a thing!

Dewey:
Webby! What did you do this time?

Webby:
I'm sorry. Just make them stop!

Louie:
But I've only got one wish left!

Scrooge McDuck:
Boys! What is going on?

Huey:
Uh-oh. Looks like the jig is up. Go ahead, Louie.

Dijon:
Where is everybody?

Merlock:
They have vanished!

Dijon:
But how?

Merlock:
WITH THE LAMP, you fool! And you will help me steal it from them...

Merlock:
...or their sting will seem like a tickle compared to mine.

Louie:
I'm going to wish for a million wishes!

Genie:
Get serious! That never works!

Dewey:
Do you think we'll see a mummy?

Dijon:
That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap.

Louie:
Where are you going to keep all this treasure, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge McDuck:
I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.

Louie:
That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge McDuck:
That way, I can enjoy a healthy tax break!

Huey:
That does!

Dewey:
What a ride!

Louie:
Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing it again now that I know that you can live through it!

Webby:
After I'm done polishing my teapot, we can have a tea party with all my dollies.

Huey:
Thanks for the warning.

Genie:
Finally, room to stretch! My foot's been asleep for six centuries.

Huey:
You read the whole encyclopedia?

Genie:
Cover to cover to cover... what's this? Baseball? Bowling ball? Cinderella's ball?

Huey:
No, it's a globe of the Earth.

Genie:
Get back. You mean the Earth isn't flat? I must have missed that part.

Louie:
Boy, he HAS been in that lamp for a long time!

Genie:
Big wishes always big trouble! The bigger the wish, the bigger the trouble!

Louie:
He's right. One look at that elephant, and Uncle Scrooge will want to know what's up.

Genie:
Everyone who sees it will, and pretty soon, everyone will be fighting over me, the wishes will get out of control, and I'll end up being in the lamp for another thousand years!

Louie:
Jeepers! I hadn't thought of that!

Genie:
So please, please! Make small wishes!

Genie:
Better watch out for that wind sheer.

Webby:
Genie, your gonna love playing tea party.

Genie:
I know. I read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?

Webby:
No silly, not a Boston Tea Party.

Mrs. Beakley:
If there's one thing I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats!

Genie:
Wish them back, please!

Webby:
I can't! That was my last wish!

Genie:
I wish you hadn't said that!

Genie:
You call these party animals? They're lifeless!

Scrooge McDuck:
I can wish for the world's biggest diamond... no, the entire diamond mine... no, all the diamond mines... no, the entire mining industry! I can see why this can take some careful thought.

Genie:
Music! Food! Guacamole! It's a party! Gotta boogie! Gotta Bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp!

Scrooge McDuck:
Can you keep quiet at all?

Genie:
If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse and just as small.

Scrooge McDuck:
Oh, all right!

Genie:
Hey! Look at that! A couple of single guys out on the town!

Scrooge McDuck:
Guess again.

Scrooge McDuck:
You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.

Genie:
But what if I win the door prise?

Genie:
It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I don't just want to be Mr. Popularity. All I wanted was a life of my own... like your nephews. My own bike, stack of comic books, a sled, maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, a home video entertainment system...

Scrooge McDuck:
All right! All right!

Dijon:
I get the loot, you get the boot.

Scrooge McDuck:
Wiped out with a wish. If I ever get my money back, I promise I'll never make another wish for myself again.

Louie:
At least we still have each other. Think of poor Genie.

Dewey:
If only there was a way we could sneak in and get back the lamp.

Huey:
But there are so many alarms.

Scrooge McDuck:
Aye, hundreds... and 14, 657 ways to trigger them.

Dewey:
And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge McDuck:
Aye.

Louie:
Maybe the way to shut them off?

Scrooge McDuck:
Aye! Come lads! Something tells me we should plan a full-scale invasion!

Dijon:
Everything smells delicious when you're rich!

Dijon:
Even me!

Genie:
Shouldn't we be bird watching?

Dijon:
Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon!... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.

Launchpad:
I've got the bin at 12:00 high, Mr. McD... give or take 10 minutes.

Dijon:
Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.

Merlock:
You remember our magnificent old home?

Genie:
Yeah, Casa De Coo-Coo.

Scrooge McDuck:
Genie, get ready to grant my last wish... and yours too. I wish... the genie... would turn into... a real boy.

Genie:
I'm a boy! I'm a real boy! Now I can do all the things real boys do! Run through fields... play catch... roll over... wait, that's a dog.

Genie:
How can I ever thank you, Master?

Scrooge McDuck:
I'm not your master anymore!

Genie:
That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"?

Scrooge McDuck:
You're a sweet kid, but don't press your luck.

Dewey:
So, what do you want to do as your first day as a boy?

Genie:
Well, let me put it this way... you'll never catch me, coppers!

Huey:
Quackarooney!

Louie:
Oh boy!

Dewey:
I'm gonna get you!

Webby:
Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge McDuck:
You go ahead, Webby dear. We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

Merlock:
At last, after all these centuries, the lamp will be mine again!

Dijon:
Yes, yes! You will be more powerful than, than... locomotive! More faster than speeding bull! You will leap all buildings in a single town!