Bo:
Hey, Bubba... Bertha Jo. You REALLY wanna fight?

Bertha Jo:
YEAH! (Smashes Bubba with a right cross)

Bo:
Bertha JO!

Daisy:
If Enos comes looking for you, and he FINDS you... .well, he's a Los Angeles Police Sergeant

Riker:
Yeah, well, LA's a long way from Hazzard, babe.

Daisy:
He's not in LA... .BABE. He's that big ole boy that threw you through the window, and he wasn't even mad at you... THEN!

Mamma Max:
Gallium Arsenide ore. She found it, just like we did.

Riker:
What, that hick chick?

Mamma Max:
Is studying for her DOCTORATE in ECOLOGY, you chauvinist ass! If you went to the beauty parlor, you'd know the local gossip!