Ash:
Woo! Inbred and undead.

Ash:
Yo, tree-bitch! Let's go.

Ash:
Groovy!

Ash:
Okay, dark tunnel. Probably evil. That's convenient.

Ash:
Hail to the king!

Ash:
Who's laughing now, you primitive screwhead?

Ash:
Good, bad, I'm the Ash with the chainsaw.

Evil Ash:
I may be bad, but I feel good.

Ash:
Come get some.

Deadite:
Join us!

Deadite:
I'll swallow your soul!

Jenny:
Is it me or does it seem a little empty? Where is everybody?

Ash:
Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's Sunday or something.