Irving:
Early this afternoon, a group of unidentified adolescents emerged from the sea. Now after careful investigation, I was able to determine that they were...

Wellington:
...teenagers? On a treasure hunt?

Wellington:
Whoever those teenagers are, I want them driven back into the sea!

Irving:
Herman, gosh, it's good to hear your voice. Bring me up to date. Did Magnolia marry Cousin Fenster after all?

Herman:
Fenster? The Siamese twin?

Irving:
Yeah, he's the one on the left.

Herman:
No, he's still a bachelor, but Seymour on the right, he's marryin'.

Camille:
She knows too much, Herman. She must be destroyed!

Herman:
We'll annihilate the entire building!

Camille:
Get a bomb. A big bomb!

Herman:
When I turn this knob, her fate will be sealed and our secret will be safe forever.

Camille:
That knob? That's the air conditioning.