Jack:
Bartender!

Jack:
for me and my sponge, here!

Bumpy:
And now I'm going to tell you about the time that April Showers -

Jack:
Now, now wait a minute. Hold on, Bumpy. April Showers? Now are you talkin' about a stripper or some kinda pee-freak?!

Bumpy:
Though she was a stunner, she was way past her prime. And love. Love was a forgotten joke that she never got.