Garfield:
Whoever said "Getting there is half the fun" ought to be dragged out into the street and shot.

Garfield:
Mai-Tai, this is insane!

Mai-Tai:
Tell her that!

Jon Arbuckle:
Why can't I get any respect, Garfield?

Garfield:
When you travel you must pay for respect, my friend

Jon Arbuckle:
Hello, Paradise World! Just smell that fresh air, Garfield.

Garfield:
That's jet fuel, you dummy!

Jon Arbuckle:
Well, the next item of business is to get our luggage.

Jon Arbuckle:
Hey That's service for you!

Garfield:
Jon, you'd look on the bright side of a train wreck! That was no service! That was assault and battery on our suitcases! I never should have packed my crystal mouse collection!

Garfield:
Well, this is just ducky. One minute I'm sitting happily at home minding my own business, and the next thing I know, I'm travelling third class with a fourth class owner to a fifth class motel to sleep with a sixth class mutt!

Jon Arbuckle:
This vacation isn't working out exactly the way I hoped it would.

Garfield:
A masterfully understated observation, especially when you consider it's coming from a total idiot!

Hotel Clerk:
Yeeeeeeeess

Jon Arbuckle:
You look familiar.

Hotel Clerk:
I have a brother in the motel business.

Garfield:
Racket is more like it!

Jon Arbuckle:
You mean, it appeases the gods, or something?

Chief:
No, it plugs up the hole!

Jon Arbuckle:
There goes my damage deposit!