Geoff Montgomery:
A zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

Larry Lawrence:
You mean like Democrats.

Larry Lawrence:
The girls call me Pilgrim, because every time I dance with one I make a little progress.

Larry Lawrence:
Pardon me, am I protruding?

Parada:
Are you the one advising Miss Carter to sell the castle?

Larry Lawrence:
No, my advice is keep the castle and sell the ghosts.

Parada:
I myself have heard of only one ghost: the spirit of Don Santiago.

Larry Lawrence:
Tell me, does he appear nightly or just Sundays and Holidays?