Going Bye-Bye! 
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Ollie: How are we going to get out of town?
Stan: We got a car.
Ollie: What are we gonna run it on?
Stan: On the road.
Butch's girlfriend: Do you have any keys?
Butch's girlfriend: Yeah, my friend is locked in the trunk. You see he was packing and he accidentally fell in.
Stan: It happens.
Ollie: Pardon me a moment, my ear is full of milk.
Judge: I hereby sentence you to prison for the rest of your natural life.
Stan: Aren't you gonna hang him?