Grim Prairie Tales 
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Morrison: You liked it- you're just too much of a sow's runt to admit it.
Morrison: You city folk are a strange lot; you say, "shock me", and then when I do, you say, "oh no, I didn't expect that!"
Morrison: Wanna hear a story... city boy?
Morrison: I like to think of myself as a philanderer. Do you know what that is?
Morrison: Oh. Well, that's what I am.
Morrison: What surprises me is that you've survived so long, not knowin' two spits and half a fart about the country you're in.
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