Joe Slovak:
That's easy. I want to help people.

Joe Slovak:
Well, uh, I want to make lots of money.

David Schreiner:
You know, when I filled out my housing application, I asked for a roommate who was quiet, serious, and neat. How did you describe yourself?

Joe Slovak:
I lied.

Laurie Rorbach:
Are you following me?

Joe Slovak:
Well, I have to you see. I've told everybody I know we're dating. So, you see I have to be seen with you outside of class or they'll think I'm lying.

Dr. Rachel Woodruff:
And now, now I just wonder about some of these brilliant doctors of mine, you know, with their minds for medicine and their hearts for, what, real estate. You know, I wonder what they'd say to some lonely terrified patient, who grabs their hand and says, "Can you explain this to me? Can you help me accept this? Can you at least sit with me so I don't feel so alone?" Well, I bet they don't say anything because I didn't teach them to.